As a therapist and a parent I understand how impressionable children are. From the moment I found out that I was pregnant, I began planning. I thought about all of the things that I wanted my child to be. I planned before I even knew if I was having a boy or a girl. Then, once I realized that I was blessed with a boy, I thought about all of the things that I loved (and didn't) in my husband, father, and grandfather, and how I wanted to raise a son just right. I found being the mother of a son a tremendous responsibility. I needed to teach him how to be chivalrous, respectful, kind, and romantic. I wanted him to be the fiercest fighter and the sweetest lover. On the other hand, I think Dain was thinking less about the "mushy part" and more about the manly things. You know the burping, farting, peeing on things, and the ever important off-road vehicle training that would ensue. Somewhere in this dramatic difference of procedure, we have raised Carter. I have watched for over 3 1/2 years at how Carter has followed, mimic'd, and learned from his environment. BUT, sometimes things stick that I would rather him forget. The slipped phrases, the occasional raised voices and then, of course, his first fishing trip.
In an attempt to make a memory, we went fishing for the first time last Saturday. I was so excited. Carter has a "Superman" rod and reel and is able to cast like no one's business. He has spend many a day sitting on one side of the living room, casting clear across the room and hitting the television with the rubber fish practice piece. I just knew that he would love the feeling of having a fish on his line that wiggled and pulled as he reeled his catch in. The excitement; the pride; and for a scrap booking mother, THE PICTURES! I was so excited that I packed food and drinks and everything that we could possibly need to not have a disaster on the water's bank. I know my child and know what "drugs" (Gummies and Coke Zero) can pull him out of a melt down, and I was ready! We got to the water, and I was skeptical about the location. After 45 minutes, no bites, and a melt down on the horizon, I was not about to surrender. I suggested a pond next to our nephew's place and we were packing up and on our way in less than 5 minutes. The second location was perfect. It was secluded; there were horses; memory lane, here we come. I'm sitting in a "ballpark" chair on the water's edge and Carter is standing in-between my legs. I cast out the first line. Without hesitation, I get a nibble. I am so excited and all I can do is yell, "Carter, Carter! Momma has a fish biting my worm!" And in an instant, the fish bit and I did what you are supposed to do: jerk the line to sink the hook. In one swift move I hooked a fish......and NAILED MY SON!! I hit Carter smack in the forehead with my pole full force. I was ashamed. I felt like the worst mother in the world and could no longer care about the fish, only to console my sweet baby. Needless to say, he was fine and I forgave myself, putting the whole incident behind me. But then just like a Pavlovian dog something happened; something stuck... From that moment on every time I announced that I had a fish on the line Carter yelled,
"Oh my God! Oh my God! She's gonna hit me!" while running up the bank.
Too funny!
ReplyDeleteAhhh the memories!!
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